Ben said that “…and John all need to do this survey…” I don’t think he was talking about me, but just in case…

Have you had alcohol this past week?
Almost everyday.

Could you cry right now?
No, I really don’t care.

What were you doing this morning at 7am?
Sleeping.

What do you need to be doing right now?
It’s midnight, not much.

Is there anything silver near you?
Three silvered glass Christmas trees, they looks like peni to me.

What were you doing at 1 AM this morning?
It’s not here yet, but I’m sure I’ll still be reprogramming a computer.

Song playing right now?
The refrigerator is humming away, that’s about it.

What does your last text message in your inbox say?
What’s a text message?

Where were you Friday night?
At home recovering from eye surgery.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
Yeah, a guy named David that looks just like me.  We worked together in a restaurant, but had to work separate shifts because it was too easy to get us mixed up.

Next vacation you’ re going on?
Vacation?  What’s that???  I have no kids or spouse, my life is a vacation.

Do you like to text or call more?
Call, it’s more intimate; some find social contact to be annoying, so I get some satisfaction out of it.

What’s the closest blue object to you?
Thomas, in a blue sweatshirt.

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf?
Been there, done that.  Did her cousin too.

Do you like the color orange?
Orange is a polarizing colour, so yeah, I wear it well.

Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
Most people have more baggage than me, so NO that wouldn’t be a good idea. 

What is the weather like today?
Cold and rainy.

Who did you last talk to on the phone?
Don’t remember, it’s been a few days.

Where will you be in a hour?
In bed.

When was the last time you danced with a boy/girl?
Don’t remember, it’s been quite a while.  It was probably with a girl, and we probably got nasty with it.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Midnight, I turn into a sleepy pumpkin about then.


Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.

Have you held hands with anyone in the past week?
The Dr. that wanted to pray with me before my surgery.  Whatever floats his boat, he did a good job.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Probably going to see my parents.

Have you ever lost a friend?
Yeah, several.  But not on purpose.

Ever go camping?
No, I don’t do Motel 8.

Are you someone’s best friend?
Yes.

When is your birthday?
At some point during December, but we celebrate it during November.  Sometimes my sister thinks I’m a year older about May or  June, so I have my doubts about all this.

Have you ever tried an ice cream spider?
Yeah, but they give me gas.

Do you get jealous easily?
No, it take too much time and energy.

Is your mom within a meter radius of you?
Uh, no thank TFSM.

What is bothering you right now?
This is taking to long to complete.

Who was the last person to play with your hair and when?
Katie, I paid her $40 to do it too.

I bet you’re missing someone right now?
I bet you’re wrong.

Is there a high chance of you going out to the movies soon?
No.

Ever had a near death experience?
Several, I even joke about them.  But the ER techs take it way to seriously sometimes.  I mean really, would you rather die in the ER or in the bathroom like Elvis?

Who was your last message to?
I don’t SMS, we already went over this.

Do you have anyone who you consider a brother or sister but they aren’t?
No, but I have a sister that I don’t consider at all.

It’s Friday at noon, where are you usually?
Leaving work.

Do you have to sleep with something?
A t-shirt, sleepy pants, and a blanket.

What are your plans for today?
See the answer above.

When was the last time you were up all night?
A couple weeks ago, it was not a pretty sight.

Are you wearing make-up?
Does lip balm count?

Do you have any sisters?
Three, depending on how you count.  I only know two, and only consider one.  Didn’t we already go over this?

Are any of your friends taller than you?
A few, not many though.