Archive for July, 2008

This takes some balls…

Posted in Uncategorized on July 28, 2008 by 2xist

http://www.smartusa.com

I’ve seen this car before “in town”, but never going down Indianapolis I-20 at rush hour until today.  Yes, they drive a convertible Smart.  I’m sure it also makes a Miata look big.  I have no problem with this car, but I have a problem with all the BIG SUVs lurking around here in the metro area.  I traded my 240SX convertible because I got ran off the road by an old man attempting to get out of the way of an oversized Jeep.  Had I gone over the embankment, decapitation would have been the best way to go.  Yes, I do miss the convertible, and I’ve been toying with the idea of getting another (Miata, Z4, XJS, another 240SX) but nothing this small.  There are some real laws of physics that just can’t be overcome with human engineering.  Mass is one of them, and this car doesn’t have it.  Space (distance) is another, there’s just no crumple room.  Period.

I need a drink…

Posted in Uncategorized on July 27, 2008 by 2xist

It’s 10pm, do you know where your parents are?

My phone rings, it’s 10pm.  It’s usually one of two thing 1) “Bernice” is calling because he’s bored.  2) Somebody is dead.

No, it’s MY MOTHER and she has another computer problem.

Let’s start from the beginning.  Oh, about 1992? My father buys a computer (these were the days of DOS mind you).  I’m away at college discovering my freedom.  My cell phone rings.  My mother asks “what’s DOS”.  “Nothing” I tell her, “don’t worry about it”.  “Do I need it?” she asks.  Huh? “Why are you asking me about this?”  “Well..” she says, “I was cleaning the computer..”  “Mom, computers don’t need cleaning.”  She continues, “and I deleted a folder called DOS.  Did I need that?”  “No, you don’t need it.”  I tell her.  “Then why doesn’t the computer work anymore?”  she said with some astonishment.  “Because you deleted DOS!” At this point I’m getting angry because I had configured the PC to run without floppies, a task in those days.  “Then I need it?  Right?”  “No (I said calmly), you don’t need it NOW because you deleted it AND it will have to wait until I come home in a few weeks.”

Flash forward to tonight.  Her laptop crashes, again.  All her desktop icons, files, and folders have disappeared.  She calls TECH SUPPORT.  “I have a problem, all my stuff on the desktop is gone.”  Did you try restarting?  “Yes.”  What did you do before you lost all your stuff.?  “I closed Photoshop (mind you she doesn’t actually have Photoshop, it’s Elements) and everything disappeared.”  Then what did you do?  “I did a System Restore”  Several expletives later, I regain consciousness and walk her through the process of relocating her desktop target to the D:/ drive which was purposely done because of her using System Restore. 

I’m sure I’ll have to Ghost back her OS partition when I visit next weekend.

Shit happens…

Posted in Uncategorized on July 24, 2008 by 2xist

…then you see something like this in the night sky

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